NEW Main Channel Video! The Most Angry I’ve Ever Been
(I’ll be stalking/following some blogs that reblog this post!)
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
wait what the fuck
I hacked Sly’s phone and got the convo from Minecraft Marriage :3
here’s a matt smith swinging by your dash
HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL
hiS LEGS SWEET JESUS
I was looking at this book with stuff about every religion and
what have we done
we did it guys.
we actually did it.
now I can tell people I am religious
Finally, MY religion.
We’ve done good
you guys didn’t know?
I finally have a god! *bows to The doctor*
There’s no difference between the last two
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
do you guys ever just like
crave someone’s arms around you and their hands on the small of your back and you just talk at them in this ridiculously husky and raspy voice because it’s late and you’re tired but you don’t want to sleep yet because they might not be there when morning comes
(but they are and you’re so surprised that they’re there, still asleep, with their legs tangled in between yours and you really wonder how the hell you got so lucky??)
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
This holds true for so many shows I’ve been to. When there’s a douchebag, there’s usually just one or two, and the crowd handles it.
this is fucking sick
I almost wanna go to a Death Metal concert just to see the gentlemanliness. It’s so rare these days…
the two safest pits I’ve ever been in were at Marilyn Manson gigs - once when he was playing with rob zombie.
during one of them, this dude who was moshing with me lost his wedding ring on the ground mid song, and the entire pit stopped, pulled out their phones as flashlights, and scoured the ground to find it. when one guy held it up, the dude who lost it launched himself at him for the most intense bro hug I’ve ever seen.
‘The Power of Hobutt’ | GOV ‘Breaking chopsticks with the butt’ game!!
IDK how many of you are into kpop, but here’s a guy breaking chopsticks with his ass.
i am confused and scared
The last gif is the face of a man who knows exactly how powerful he’s become